A rock is out looking for work. It needs a resume. Write the resume.

(Prompt history: I actually made this up the other day when I was leading a resume workshop at a local career fair. The participants chose a rock from a bag I brought, and looked at it, wrote down some characteristics about it and chose a career for it from one of the list I provided: museum curator, quarry equipment operator, forest ranger, e.g.)

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